How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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