I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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