You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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