how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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