hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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