she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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