bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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