Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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