Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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