butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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