They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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