there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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