Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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