the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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