I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Randomize
