I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
