Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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