i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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