I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
