Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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