We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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