so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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