My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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