carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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