I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Randomize
