i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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