We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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