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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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