me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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