I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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