"it" just moved
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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