so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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