but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
