I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
i out mim tonsoeep
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