whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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