every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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