p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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