when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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