I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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