i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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