...so i touched it.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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