Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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