Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
