so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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