remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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