4 words: hood of his car
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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