When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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