idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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