i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
