After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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