so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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