why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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