i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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